Sh*t Sticks
Well, complaints about the quality of service of trains around the south east abound. Usually though, most people would express themselves moaning to their friends, swearing under their breath or maybe even writing a strongly worded letter on a strong bit of paper..
[html]This chap has gone a step further in an almost artistic, graphic, fashion…perhaps a step too far…
To quote the Beeb: A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair.
British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck on at least 30 trains since August.
He waits until he is alone before committing the offence, smearing excrement inside carriages.
Stop press: looks they’ve got him. Hope he’s got some bog roll in his cell.
Stop the stop press: he’s been sectioned under the Mental Health Act, indefinitely.
